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I went to like 3 thrift stores and I couldn’t shop, too much on my damn mind. My mom is in LA and my dad is in Mexico and I spent my afternoon on their lawn drinking beer with my new flamingos frands and their dog. My mom took the secret house key but I didn’t know that until after I looked under every pot and animal on the porch. I went to the mall to buy some lipstick at MAC and maybe it was my Pokemon shirt with my 80’s green anorak hiking jacket that they saw me and though I had no money or what but I walked out annoyed they helped someone else before me after 25 mins of waiting awkwardly. Fuck that place. I’ll go again to another store, probably drunk because things like that make me nervous. I really want their 15 dollar lipstick -__- I’m home having a beer on my bed lolllpllolll. Also, body, have your period now. I cried more than normal about songs today but I’m not sure if it was hormones or sad/happy memories. I randomly went to Wells Fargo and the teller was so sweet she sent me to a banker and I have free banking again! I’m yelling at my cats and I’m so warm, I guess it’s time for my sleeps. Goodnight.

(A shower scene)

(A shower scene)


Dear Blog,

Tis the first day of 2014 and after spending the day in Sacramento I’ve never been more convinced how crummy that town is. They even stabbed a TREX downtown. PAC men/women have lizard tongues. My bed is a good place for a selfie (and a beer). When I impromptu cut my bangs and cut my eyelid a little bit, however they still look good. See how I avoiding saying banging? Sage Francis tweeted at me something funny and I’ve never loved him more. Comedians are getting so unfunny and normal people are terrible. Deciding to forward-ho my life cuz for realsies 2013 was a stale fucking year. My move to SF was denied fur meow but my job is still awesome. Brannum is still a furry dude I kinda love a lot. Sucks I only see him once a week..Anyway, cheers to the fucking new year and now for another beer :)